S’NOT My Birthday & Cat “Resettlement” … < Splutter !!!.
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18th August 2008
First of all I want to thank my pal Swampthing … I told him my birthday was on the 17th & he’s wished me Happy Birthday in his blog. I neglected to specify which month my birthday was in. I suspect this springs from selective amnesia .. & goes with also neglecting to specify which year I was born.
My birthday is in fact in September .. and on the 17th of that month I’ll tell you all how old I am then…
Cue…. Shock, Horror probe and I feel faint .. Gasp …. I don’t feel at all well … Oxygen NOW please ……. THUD !!!.
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Aha … none of you are stupid are you ???? – I haven’t even put words to my blog about Tallulah and you all seem to know that the reason I can’t handle her anymore is white hairs everywhere …
I can’t afford to hang about … I haven’t been awake for very long and I’ve got about an hours Hoovering to do.
I’m a Virgo, I know you’ll have to trust me on that one, being a Virgo means you’re already borderline O.C.D., so it’s something I try and keep in check.
BUT I can’t live like this anymore … what am I going to do with her ???, she’s such a nice cat that giving her to the local cat’s home seems far too cruel….
Lots of love to you all from Sarah XXX
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balletcatblue 
Hi Sarah,
dont worry about the double entries , I\’ve done it myself plenty of times…I\’ve done it myself plenty of times……dooh!
Re. the bevvy tally, if I had been doing that , the old growler would have been displaying my nuts on a rather large stick… ouch!
I actually forgot the the pen would wash off as soon as I got in… dooh again!
I actually only had about 3 pints of larger, it was the half pints of wine that did for me…. never again… until the next time!!
You must try to persevere with the no smoking aids..and take no notice of the doctor who sneers at you .. ( incidentally what a bloody cheek, who do they think they are sometimes, you are to be comended and encouraged for trying to give up . not made to look a fool by some young knowitall upstart… it makes my blood boil…rant over ; o ) ),however there are nicer ways of giving up, chewing gum etc… but I suspect that you knew that already…..sorry!
I hope your physio went well, and that you are recovering from your shock, you just need to be a bit careful when you are up in your garden. It seems a shame to be missing out on the glorious weather at the moment… irony, what a great invention…I would never be able to get the creases out of my fur without one…and talking about fur, what is this home wanted for the white furbag???
are you allergic to cat hair?
thats a real shame if you are, specially as tallulah looks such a beauty…incidentally I have asked the old growler about the aforementioned mouser, and she would jump at the chance, but we just wouldnt be able to look after her properly, as we dont spend that much time in the house & lula would probably get lonely, and it wouldn\’t be fair on her,the cat, not the old growler.
This is also a reason why we never replaced Snoopy, apart from the obvious.
Thanks for the hugs, and here\’s a humpfull of hugs for you too (( hugs )) ; o )
Good luck on the 22nd if I dont get to talk to you before hand, and remember, dont stand for any messing!
Take care Sarah, have a great weekend,
be safe be well be you , see you soon
love and hugs
woof woof xxx
August 16, 2008 at 5:53 pm
ps.sorry about the spacing etc, I\’ve got a new laptop, hurrah, and was trying to put my comment on, when it dropped the connection…luckily I was still on the comments page, so I managed to save it,otherwise i would have to had started all over again..bummer!
see you soon!
woof woof xxx
August 16, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Cats by Post….. Hmmmm…
Not sure that would work Saus.
I like cats to an extent – not sure what extent it is yet, but let\’s just say "An extent".
They\’re definitely Cool – Calm and, very calculated.
I like them for that.
But,
They don\’t fetch the Paper, Slippers, bite the postman, fetch a stick, do tricks (of sorts) or answer to their name.
However, Jayne and Russ\’ cat, Garfield, is extremely warming to me (Maybe coz that\’s I don\’t kick him out of the house whenever he dares to enter) ?
I sat on their step once, waiting for Jack. Garfield came over as he "Recognised me" ? And snuggled up.
Me thinking, well, he wants to get inside etc, stood up and walked up to the gate.
He followed me and actually jumped into my arms. As if to say "Take me with you – I can\’t live here anymore".
lol
I like him – listens to me (in a way).
Not sure about white hairs though kidda ?
I hope Tallulah finds someone with a white suite soon.
TC Saus
C
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August 17, 2008 at 1:09 am
Happy Birthday xx
August 17, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Whats up Pussy cat woooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…….. See you inspired me to do my best Tom Jones impression. What did you think? Ok I know it needs a little work ;O)
So why does Tallulah need a home? Have I missed something? Anyway she looks like a sweety, wearing her heart on her sleeve like that…….
Have a fab week! Hugs Punzy xxx
August 17, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Well, if the Queen can have two birthdays, why can\’t you? lol
Take care xx
August 18, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Hi Sarah, now I cant see a single hair, white or any other colour on the cushion Tallulah\’s lounging on LOLSeriously though…I hope she finds a lovely home soon…preferable one with white sofas, carpets etc :)Hope all is well with you.xoxo
August 19, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Awwww …. I know exactly where you are coming from re cat hairs, Polly is terrible for it, I have to de-fluff HB\’s duvet before I wash it because washing in the machine doesn\’t shift them at all, they get everywhere, including the curtains that she sits behind, they are covered …. and when you aree in pain …. and exhausted …. like we are, you just don\’t need extra housework, so I do sympathise …. she could always go and live with David Beckham, I hear his house is wall to wall cream ! I must say she looks rather gorgeous and comfortable on her cushion …. and not a white hair in sight ! LOL. I hope you find her a loving home soon x
PS I don\’t know about you, but Ifind the thought of having two birthdays quite traumatic, I still struggle with the one …. I always get the blues …. starting to dread Saturday ! x
August 21, 2008 at 6:54 am
Morning Sarah, I should be sleeping, but not before I wish you a good weekend. xx
August 23, 2008 at 12:34 am
Heeeeeeeeey BCB… How\’s tricks???… How\’s the eyebrow? Do you now look like a James Bond baddie… Have you had a giant laser installed in your gaff and are you walking around saying \’No Mr Bond… I expect you to die\’…
If you haven\’t you should…
On the cat front may I be bold enough to suggest \’Just For Men\’… it does wonders for hiding my grey hairs… even in those hard to reach places 😀 Just give it a good dousing and soon Tallulah will be white hair shedding no more. Plus JFM comes in a wide range of colours so if you get fed up you can always change… I\’m currently sporting a rich mixture of mousy brown and charcoal grey… but i think i may have been done there… Why would they sell a grey hair colouring when you\’re trying to hide grey hairs n the first place? Is it a double bluff?
Anywho\’s… hope the sun is shining gloriously upon you and may it stay for the rest of the BankHoliday weekend…
***Hugs***
DB xxx
August 23, 2008 at 11:16 am
Oi! Where\’s my comment gone? Did you net censor me??????? lol! I\’ll assume it was an accident.
First off, yes I got the boots for stompin on Nazi\’s and BNP members! cheers! I left a comment on
Myspace for ya :).
To people like your doc you aint a drain on society unless you earn 45 grand a year! Sod that fat
preachy turd barmcake and feed him to a dog! At least you got the some anti-smoking tabs off the
new doc! Now, they do have side effects, you will already know that anyway. But one of them side-
effects is depression. So just mind yourself and watch ya mood! :o)
Shame about the cat, maybe you could change the colour scheme of the flat to light colours so the
fur wnt show? lol. At least you\’re getting rid of her for a vaild reason, most people just get bored
and dump \’em! That\’s just snidey. And yeh, cats do help ya keep you calm! It\’s a medical fact!
Poor french grannies eh? LOL! Hope you\’re anti-smoking tabs are doing the job! Have a mint sunday!
Philxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
August 24, 2008 at 12:55 am